Dump Dorrell

December 28, 2006

Brilliant Evil Plan To Dominate The Football Universe Falls Apart

As we mentioned in our last post, the brilliant evil plan to dominate the football universe next year has fallen apart. Here was the plan in a nutshell:

with Walker committing to one more year that Karl could go out and get a big-time one-and-done offensive coordinator for an easy glory ride to the BCS title game with this senior heavy team and easy schedule next year. It would be a great sales pitch to make - ride the one-year bus to fame and fortune at the next level. After next year, KD would get his NFL job, Walker would get his HC job, and the OC would get whatever he was looking for. And we would get a new head coach. Everyone would be happy … except the NFL team that hired KD.

The evil plan has been foiled by the meddling Karl Dorrell. Damn! All he had to do was beat the 8th place ACC team!! He couldn’t do it. This is what KD had to say (from a DD loyalist without link — if you have the link please post it):

“When you look at the score the next day, I’m sure people are going to say, ‘Wow, what happened?”‘ UCLA coach Karl Dorrell said. “But it was a lot different game than the score indicated. We played three pretty good quarters, so from an effort standpoint, I don’t have any questions we’re heading in the right direction.”

What a pussy quote, seriously. What good OC is going to want to sign on with this wimp?? Even with the lay-up of a season we have next year?? KD needs to smoke something strong or go on some binge … something to show he has stones.

We don’t see “The Thinker” doing that. So, we are backing off the evil plan for football supremacy next year. KD will not get it done. Back to pushing Dan Guerrero to do the right thing. Not as evil or fun, but we will get back to it.

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1 Comment on Brilliant Evil Plan To Dominate The Football Universe Falls Apart

December 28, 2006

Jeff Schuler @ 11:01 pm:

The quote below was absolutely the worst thing I’ve ever heard - what a bunch of watered-down, evasive, flowery, unapologetic nonsense after a 21 point BLOWOUT in the fourth quarter! That’s indicative of a CRISIS, not “heading in the right direction”!!! What Division I coach would respond like that?

I say we all sign a petition addressed to the LA times asking them to change Dorell’s name from “The Thinker” to “The Satellite” of Westwood because Dorrell is just up in space floating around with no clue as to what the f*&! is goin on.

“When you look at the score the next day, I’m sure people are going to say, ‘Wow, what happened?”‘ UCLA coach Karl Dorrell said. “But it was a lot different game than the score indicated. We played three pretty good quarters, so from an effort standpoint, I don’t have any questions we’re heading in the right direction.”

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